Michael Jordan cheated on his wife
Jon Stewart could be retiring from “The day-to-day Show” but it’s perhaps not because he’s lost their fastball.
Stewart eviscerated Tom Brady during their tv show Thursday evening, calling the Patriots quarterback a “cheating f-k” while lampooning the four-time Super Bowl champion for his part into the NFL’s controversy of-the-moment: DeflateGate.
“Tommy, you cheating f-k, ” Stewart stated midway through their report in the most recent Patriots scandal. “Why! You’ve got four Super Bowl bands. You are hitched on biggest supermodel in the field. Your face — your stunning face — is a wonder of balance, a plutonic perfect of beauty that may endure even stupidest of haircuts.” Reduce to your picture of Brady wearing a bleach blond faux hawk popping up on display behind Stewart.The Frequent Show
Jon Stewart sacks 'cheating f-k' Tom Brady over the DeflateGate fiasco.
“Did Michael Jordan cheat for his six titles?” Stewart requested. “No. In Reality, Jordan made a decision to play an activity he sucked at only to give other people the chance to win a championship.”